The Little Book of Emoji Insults

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And the pile of poop, with its ‘ wide eyes and … dazzling grin’, is perhaps the perfect symbol of how this sort of whimsy extends even to the unruly world of swearing.

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At the moment, therefore, it’s likely that only those well versed in a sort of ‘creative emoji literacy’ are likely to appreciate them as profanities. And 👪🚫💍 works by creating a mini-narrative from concepts suggested by the three glyphs, which then represents the literal meaning of ‘bastard’. Regardless of language, swear words tend to be about taboo subjects like sex, bodily fluids, or religion. Beyond the BuzzFeed-type compounds there are, in fact, one or two native emoji for swearing already.